traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!

Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Traffuck

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro

Man, dude, I'm in traffuck

by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016

Zhen Treefucker

Zhen Treefucker is a person who does not give a fuck about anything. He isn't concerned about anything. He doesn't draw attention to anything, He is a True Treefucker

Boy: OMG, Zhen Treefucker doesn't care about anything
Girl: I know, right'

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

Education Trafficked

It’s like sex trafficking except it’s for educational purposes and there’s no sex at all.

Did you see all those international students get education trafficked to the larger cities?

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 27, 2023

traffuck

getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011

traffuck

Quickie in the back seat (or alternately road head) specifically in the context of bumper-to-bumper traffic, and when there is nothing better to do while waiting for the bastards in front of you to move.

I was driving my girlfriend to work and we got stuck in rush hour. After an hour of not going anywhere on the 401, we figured a quick traffuck would pass the time

by TPratik February 21, 2011