towelrack

When your Ex girlfriend's aunt is hot, she is a towelrack, your ex grilfriend, that is

man my ex is a towelrack, she has such a hot aunt

by beinstein October 26, 2006

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

towelerella

Prison sex without being “gay”…. Get your towel, roll some glad wrap around a tube. Put the glad wrap “tube”inside the towel then place the towel under the mattress. Lube it with what ev’s then fuck Towelerella.

Mrs has been away for a week, watched some porn while fucking Towelerella.

by bbtizme May 24, 2024

toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head

Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled

by humplehump June 8, 2007

Towelee

Towelee is a character on the show South Park who was a towel genetically engineered in a lab and also suffers from an addiction to cocaine.

Hey did you see that episode of South Park last night? Towelee got so stoned!

by loquaciousfirestar.com January 6, 2014

Towler

A Pearson who will suck many dicks in there future

John: when I grow up I’m gonna suck so many dicks

Fred: your a towler

by 123ques November 19, 2019