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tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
by ryan March 1, 2005
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Tosspot

1. The wanking equivalent to a swear-box/jar.

If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.

For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.
Kid A: "Why doesn't Willy come out anymore?"

Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt."
by schuhbear April 13, 2009
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TOSSUPS

In Graffiti, It is letters that is done with only one color. for example, an Outline of letters with no fill-ins "OR" solid filled in letters. all done using only one can. the simplest form of graff.
Political Graffiti of the past was the first to use what we call now "Tossups".
by DigDug March 6, 2004
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tosspots

a silly, stupid, or crazy person that plays with someone's tablet computer in the library before an exam
You TOSSPOTS! You should be studying, not scribbling on computers!!!!
by shmanna September 5, 2008
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tosspot

one who tosses very often.
STFU, fucking tosspot!
by sj0r April 27, 2003
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Tosspants

An expression is upset or anger, particularly towards video game characters such as Crash Bandicoot, if they fail to follow your instructions.

Usually shouted when the gamer himself in fact has failed.
Upon being eaten by a vicious plant: 'Crash Bandicoot, you tosspants!'
by GoombaKoala May 16, 2010
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tosspop

Someone who likes to question Harry Potter, but Instead of adding anything to a conversation they suck their own dick
Hey you want to go to hogsmeed? Na I’m good I’m a tosspop
by Harry’s fat dick September 15, 2020
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