tosstalgia

bashing the bishop whilst remeniscing about former partner

I was thinking about Maurine last night and getting all tosstalgic in the lav.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Tossage

A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.

A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage

by TRY February 20, 2007

Tosstard

Some one who plays Starcraft or Starcraft II as Protoss and is a huge asshole.

I was playing against this Tosstard named Rick and he tried to control my life

by Pissed off in Miami February 23, 2011

Tosslog

Another name for the logs used during the Scottish tradition of tossing logs, which involves the local buff skinhead battling out with another as to who can throw their logs the furthest.

Also a name for a very stupid person, who is commonly bullied or 'thrown' about/walked over.

'Mae tosslog will piss all ova yeaurrs!'
'Rape that donkey, you tosslog!'

by jackrt February 11, 2006

tossamander

A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.

"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"

by Petra Core January 12, 2006

tossbag

fucker, fuckwit, twat

Nav is such a tossbag for not calling her!

by Kitty January 2, 2005

toseland

another way of referring to marijuana

Oi Dave, you got any Rizlas for me toseland?

by Anand S January 18, 2008