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torture

A game where you try to come up with the most painful thing you would do to the other person. You trade turns, and whoever can't come back with a response loses.
Guy: Yeah, torture motherfucker...I'll tie you to a bedpost with your asscheeks spread out, put a hanger on a stove for half an hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like: tssssssssssssssSSSSSST!

Other Guy: I'll lay your nuts on a dresser, just your nuts, and bang them with a spiked bat! BLAOW!

Guy: I'll pull your tongue out of your mouth and stab it with a rusty screwdriver! BLAOW!

Other Guy: I'll hang you by your dick off of a 12 story building!

Guy: I'll sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you...

Other Guy: ...you win
by ruler zig zag zig allah February 11, 2006
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torture

Any song by the following artists
justin bieber
ke$ha
drake
kanye west
the jonas brothers
hannah montana
ext.
turn that shit off its fucking torture i can't stand justin beiber
by version4.2.0 October 4, 2010
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torture

1) the act of tieing anyone to a chair and sicking a million rabid mongooses to come and slowly eat there flesh off there bones.
2) being forced to watch every epiosode in english AND in norwegean of teletubies.
3) to beat the person you have tied down sensless with a 10 pound bass (fish) and then set their eyebrows on fire
4) catholic school
you: This is torture!
by Ashleii December 1, 2002
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torture

Any type of learning enviorment there is, and ever will be.

Ever.
Principal: Hello, welcome to torture.
by Like_Sunshine_Jelly April 28, 2004
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torture

being forced to watch barney while tied up and gagged
I was suspected of being a terrorist so the feds locked me up in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and tortured me by making me watch that friggin kids show Barney. I tried to kill myself, but to no avail. TORTURE.
by ThunderBlizzard May 30, 2008
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torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone
1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.
by Saints March 23, 2007
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torture

sexual tension pain, when you can't touch yourself and you want to, sexual frustration
John likes to torture me at my desk. He sends me flirty emails and wants me to engage in fellatious banter until I want to get myself off, at my desk!
by Colt81637 March 23, 2007
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