tooshed

broken, busted, buggered, fuckt, oosht!

It won't work, the button's tooshed

by moonUP October 18, 2014

tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.

Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."

by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022

Tooshin’

Why is u tooshin’

Ricardo: Man ughhhhhh I wanna go to the park pleaseee moans*
Guy: why is u tooshin’

by gurpoop October 6, 2020

tooshie lingus

the act of licking an anus

kelly likes tooshie lingus

by kelly January 17, 2004

tooster

Owner of, lover of, fan or devotee of cockatoo parrots.

I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.

by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008

Toose

In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.

Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.

by 2012Visitor February 5, 2009

Toose

A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM

Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}

by BigCat03 February 5, 2009