toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.

Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.

by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010

2004 Toolshed Uprising

This term refers to the period directly after the graduation of the bulk of the Chillosophy crew. Most members graduated high school in 2004, and therefore it resulted in the inevitable seperation of the members. Although the Dynasty of Chillosophy did not end (most experts predict it never will) their involvement in the community became restricted to blocks of time such as holidays and summers. During these absences, thousands of whack-ass-crews began to assemble, in hopes of reaching the level Chillosophy "chilled" at. The term "toolshed" refers to the gathering of more than one tool or square. Predictably, none of these crews were powerful enough to even "fux with they echoes."

" Yo, where did all these mark-ass tricks come from, its like the 2004 Toolshed Uprising all over again "

by Stuart Odyssey May 22, 2006

Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

by swall67 July 9, 2011

Tijuana Toolshed

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

tool shed

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

by TU1 September 11, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003