Toolie Tard

A person who attends schoolies that is a little slow and isn't in Year 12

That Sasha is a toolie tard

by Lisanne March 23, 2007

nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo

nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him

by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019

tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Toolie

A code word used to let your friend know that his/her hair has a cowlick so they can fix it on the sly.

Yo! Lady! You have a total toolie. Fix that shiz.

by Joolie and Roolie June 6, 2011

Toolie

Loud, obnoxious, ear piercing, Wannabe troll girl. Who showers once a week, but only with role play on rift (via waterfall).

OH MY GOD, STOP squealing, you sound like toolie!

by BMPKGinger April 28, 2012

toolsey

Used when describing something/someone who is a tool.

It was pretty toolsey of Nolan to not start Darren McFadden this past weekend when he scored 4 TDs.

by The Real Run DMC October 27, 2010

Toolrey

Jewelry for tools

Man, that guy has a cool necklace

No he doesn't, it's Toolrey!

by aT19er June 22, 2011