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Toobrokulosis

1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.

2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.

3. The opposite of affluenza
Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.
by rvfvs December 20, 2013
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Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call
Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.
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toobin

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.
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Toob Whore

One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.

Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.

A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.

Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:

:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.

However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no

phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.

Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call
Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam
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Toobining

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting
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Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.
Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?
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