Toobin it

Getting caught doing a sexual act on a zoom call.
I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.
by Qapla83 October 26, 2020
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toobin

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat
"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"
by calvinbutternut October 20, 2020
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Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.
by bustapost October 20, 2020
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toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.
"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."
by RSquad October 20, 2020
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Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
by Noxid625 October 20, 2020
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toobin it

surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call
Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers
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Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020
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