Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 9, 2005

dans ton cul

Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.

Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.

"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?

Dans ton cul !"

"Honey, where are the bank statements ?

Up your ass !"

by Dat Fucking French October 26, 2014

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 7, 2014

shit fuck ton

1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.

Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.

by Chuck McDowell July 11, 2010

Bitch Ton

A whole helluva lot.

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.

by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013