3 definitions by cojack

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 3, 2005

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 3, 2005

smurfy

Adj.- Anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and Exclimation point (!)

I Fucked the hell out of that smurfy hoe!
Her tities sure are smurfy!
My pimpin' skills are smurfy!

by cojack December 15, 2003