The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
by JOSHZ May 13, 2006
Get the MAN-TON mug.This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
by lairec ocx July 16, 2022
Get the Florida Man Tongue Tickler mug.when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
Get the Old Man Tongue Disease mug.A Baby Man, sometimes interchangeably referred to as A Tony Man, denotes an individual exhibiting child-like behaviors, particularly in aspects like food preferences, hygiene, and social interactions. This includes a reluctance to consume adult foods, avoidance of sauces, neglect of personal hygiene, and displaying immaturity in various situations. A Tony Man often judges others based on their own standards, disappears from social circles until food or alcohol is involved, and may exhibit behaviors akin to a Baby Man, such as reluctance to engage in adult responsibilities or confrontations.
"John's such a Baby Man, or should I say, a Tony Man. He won't eat anything except plain pasta and throws tantrums if anyone suggests otherwise. Plus, he shows up to parties smelling like a dumpster fire."
"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."
"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."
Baby Man / A Tony Man
"I can't deal with Sarah's friend anymore; he's both a Baby Man and a Tony Man. He raided my fridge last time he came over, criticized everything, and then vanished until the next barbecue."
"Tom's turning into a classic Baby Man, or perhaps we should start calling him A Tony Man. He avoids salads like the plague and only shows up when there's free booze. Such a child."
Baby Man / A Tony Man
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
Get the Baby Man / A Tony Man mug.Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!
Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
by uglycarnie November 23, 2010
Get the tonsil bashing man hammer mug.Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 29, 2009
Get the Poor Man's Gin and Tonic mug.A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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