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TOff

Toff: ahh my phone just broke oh it’s fine I’ll get a new one soon.
by Alex nelligan January 20, 2019
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toff

a prep school boy who wears clothes that noone else could ever manage to pull off, but still look great, can be a little up themselves and according to sources they like state school girls, just like me
ampleforth college boy
by moi May 13, 2004
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TOFF

Medical abbreviation for "To Fucking Fat". Can be used for official documentation such as reimbursement forms or electronic patient care reports.
Patient required wheelchair transport due to a primary diagnosis of TOFF
by Raymo Hadiddle January 15, 2011
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Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.
'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training
by workingclasshero ;) November 15, 2010
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Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
That boy's an urban toff
by Mappz February 4, 2018
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Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate
Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him
by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019
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toff waffle

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again
by MattW999 January 30, 2018
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