toffel

Swedish word for being whipped.

Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god

by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008

Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.

That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!

by Tonan4life October 5, 2011

Toheed

Toheed is a sexy fucking bastard and would steal anyone's wife within minutes or even seconds!

Toheed has sexy arab features including a sexy six pack and full beard. Girls get wet within minutes of even hearing his name. Toheed is too good for women.

Omg I wish I was sexy like Toheed

by Xtz_a19 November 22, 2021

Toheeb

Someone who is neat and clean, they are spiritually strong, they have most crushes from girls and love to associate with people, they trust easily and always want to be there for everyone, they are mostly playful and love to lie , they are always focus so determined , if you have a toheeb as life partner you got yourself an hubster , they are so committed to their partner and see any other else as friends, if you have a friend like Toheeb you’ll blessed they are also KIND.

Guy1: That dude out there is my best friend

Guy2: oh for real?? He’s toheeb.

Girl:can you give me his number he’s just too cute

Guy3: sure he’s so kind as well

by Charles barky September 15, 2020

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009