A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.
by misster sexy January 7, 2014
Get the timmy todger mug.Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.
Can also mean hungover.
Can also mean hungover.
1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!
2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!
2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!
by YoungBobster March 2, 2014
Get the badgers tadger mug.Toadette is a female version of Toad from the Mario Universe she is most well known in the following Mario games: SMO, SMU and SMM2 Story Mode. Toadette is the head advisor of Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and Toadette is known to sometimes help Mario and his brother Luigi save Princess Peach
"Mario! Mario! Princess Peach and Toadette are missing!" -Toad literally every time a new Mario game releases
by XWarrior8642 May 31, 2022
Get the Toadette mug.A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
Get the Old Man's Todger mug.A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex
AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita
AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita
by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010
Get the Tadger Toalie mug.A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.
"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1
"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2
"Yea, nine guys." - person 1
"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2
"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2
"Yea, nine guys." - person 1
"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2
by Pierre Mangin June 24, 2011
Get the Tadger MacBadger mug.When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.
Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style
Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style
Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger
by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008
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