German word consisting of "Titten" (Breasts) and Bonus: inherent bonus/advantage women have in any situation (especially when competing against men) due to the fact that they possess boobs.
She: "I just talked to the professor and he told me exactly what I had to study." He: "I had just talked to him and he didn't tell me." She: "Tittenbonus *smile*"
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Martha: Will I see you tonight?
Jimmy: Oh no, but I'll be on the tittynet.
Martha: What?
Jimmy: I meant the internet, the internet!
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Martha: What?
Jimmy: I meant the internet, the internet!
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Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?
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Get the tetten mug.Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.
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