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Timberlane Regional High School

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.
If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.
by xx20 October 4, 2019
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Timberland

Timberland is an outdoor clothing manufacturer/retailer. Not to be confused with, record producer, singer-songwriter, actor, musician and rapper, Timbaland!
by threeohthreeftw September 18, 2010
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justin timberlake

a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar

He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.
Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?

Loser:...
by Rae Rae October 9, 2006
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timberland up

To kick or step on someone, using timberland boots.
"yo if that chick don't pay me she gonna get timberland up"
by johnny doe May 13, 2005
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Timberlane.dr

Every man who live on or near timber gets bare pussy like honestly, I might turn gay for timber kids. like god fucking damn.
You looking like a damn Timberlane.dr kid, I think I'm gay.
by uv ray March 21, 2019
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Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."
by pronek March 2, 2007
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Timberlake Christian School

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.
F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018
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