After eating 6 pieces of pizza plus 5 chicken wings at the pizza lunch buffet, Eric had to go back to the office and take a thundershit in the company bathroom stinking it up for so long that his co-workers could not use it for more than 35 minutes.
Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.