thoited

When the kush is good, It puts you on that cloud from Mario Kart

Bro hit this shit. It’ll get you thoited. “Thoited?” Yea bruh like that good good.

by Tchubbs October 9, 2019

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

sweet thistle pie

A Female's Desert Buffet Between the Legs

As a young boy I'd enjoy Sweet Thistle Pie more often.

by Heywood Jabloemi December 20, 2010

partick thistle

The best team in Glasgow !

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

theist

Someone who claims the existence of a deity.

by BryanJ October 19, 2003

Thistle Pie

a pussy with a five o'clock shadow

I think I got a rash from her thistle pie

by LocalHero June 9, 2005

Thostitute

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute

That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.

by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015