The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"
"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."
"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
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Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol
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