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the penis game

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.
It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office
by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010
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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005
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The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;
She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.
by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013
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The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half
“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper
by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020
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the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining
bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim
by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021
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Thrusty the penis

Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.
Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina
by Poepholl Pilot February 25, 2019
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Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.
It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.
by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019
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