Vacuum

When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.

Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.

Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!

by Rad_Kid April 23, 2008

Vacuumed

Vacuumed is to get an abortion.

or

Vacuumed is when you've had liposuction. From the slang Fat Vac.

Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?

Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed

Or

Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.

Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.

by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

vacuum

where are we
where are you going

vacuum, they said. vacuum.

by Krkič February 4, 2021

Vacuum

Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore

SUCK IT!! Vacuum

by a dumb ass April 20, 2009

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

charisma vacuum

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.

Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.

by doomsday519 June 27, 2014