the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

Fatisha the Foot

Masturbating with your foot/feet.

Remove pants, get a boner, the proceed to do intense butterfly stretches while having your foot/feet stroke your penis.

WARNING: May be painful and will cause very flexible legs.

Guy 1: "What you do last night, man?"
Guy 2:"Hanged out with Fatisha the Foot ya know... Watch me touch my toes!"

by CrazyDJ2007 January 1, 2011

biting me in the foot

Creating or doing something less optimally than it could have been done otherwise as a direct result of past experiences or lack thereof. Most likely a cross between "coming back to bite me in the ass" and "shooting myself in the foot."

The amount of good anime I've not seen is really biting me in the foot when it comes to creating new fan content huh.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

shoot yourself in the foot

An action of cowardice. Based on war times, one would shoot themselves in the foot in order to get out of fighting and be sent back home. Commonly regarded as dishonourable.

I asked my brother "Are you going to shoot yourself in the foot?". He did. He is now regarded as an outcast by all of his colleagues

by lenny99999 September 25, 2011

The Football Forum

A forum that is overrun with biased fanatics too blind to form an opinion, wind up merchants <WUM's> and General Chat losers who never post anything football related <'The FOOTBALL Forum'>

The hierarchy consists of a motley crew of autocratic admin and moderators. It's best not to engage with such lowlives.

A fairly typical thread on 'The Football Forum' would consist of the following;

Poster 1; Whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.
Poster 2; Whinge, whinge, whing!
Poster 1; Whinge whing, whinge whinge, whinge, whingee whinge whinge?
Poster 2; Whinge.

by Ray Stubbs December 30, 2007

mad in the foot

someone so mad they stomp as they walk

Jerome loaded the wrong merchandise, so Enzo was all mad in the foot!!

by Dave1026 July 30, 2007

Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

by The Zachilles February 28, 2018