When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

Pepper the poop

To ruin something fun for someone else.

"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."

See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.

by Lunazen November 19, 2010

Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.

This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.

by GingerWiki May 22, 2021

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

Pounding the Poop Chute

The sexual act in which intercourse takes place in the anus and rectum. Also refered to as anal sex, and butt fuggin.

Jim didn't want to get her pregnant, so he began pounding the poop chute instead.

by t-nad February 14, 2010