Choke The Lizard

Masturbation, every man does it when his wifes not home, And of course has a HUGE BUSH in his under carriage.

I will Choke The Lizard when i find porn magazines.

by Andy and Dylan December 22, 2008

thrilling the lizard

Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.

Lee: Where is Carlos?

Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.

by Dude2112 July 27, 2008

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017

draining the lizard

a procedure in which the human male urinates

peeing
urinating
taking a leak

by austexman August 3, 2005

Language Of The Lizard

An upcoming psychedelic-folk band with lyrics of intricate artistic ability, using descriptive imagery in the wording, with lyrics containing heartmelting melodies and cord progressions, mind-expanding music, incredible music.

Man did you hear Language Of The Lizard last night? Shit's trippy and mindboggling, I went home after the concert and pondered their worthwhile lyrics.

by letshaveamindfuck January 17, 2011

Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015