The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

Harriet-the-spy'd

cutting off someone's ponytail with a scissors.

"That douche had better stop pissing me off or he's gonna get harriet-the-spy'd"

by sinister sam February 3, 2010

Heels High in the air Harris

Laying on your back and doing whom ever it takes to get to the top.

Heels High in the air Harris banged her way up the ladder.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021

The James Harrison Act

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.

NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!

by D.S Pittsburgh206 December 21, 2010

Harris the Pie

To take the best of a group of items without reguard for others.

Damn it, he harrised the pepperoni and didnt leave andything but the olive mushroom.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

The Greg Harris

A heaping plate of tater tots, smothered in a pound of chili, then covered with 1/2 pound of melted chedder cheese. 3,200 calories, Total fat 63g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 666mg, Protein 34g

For lunch, I'm going to order me a The Greg Harris.

by Jimmy-Jo1911 November 10, 2013

The Humboldt Harrier

A cryptid found in far Northern California on the many abandoned beaches. It makes it's home in the small caves and ventures out only to feed on beach goers who litter. Nearly all of the missing persons cases can be linked back to this mysterious cryptid. Nobody lives to tell the tale.

Where did your new neighbor go? Didn't they just move in?

Yeah, well-- they aren't coming back, the Humboldt Harrier got them.

by WocketInMyPocket September 11, 2021