Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.
Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!
by yzzoP February 11, 2023
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The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.
The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.
by Fasters December 10, 2022
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Feast or Famine

1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.
My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.
by NihilistDom July 10, 2009
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Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people
Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese
by KawaSawa March 14, 2012
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Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.
Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016
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feasting with panthers

An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’
Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.
by SebastianMelmoth December 15, 2008
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Guacamole Feast

The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.
Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.

Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
by Some Kid Bored In High-School November 8, 2011
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