Buffet

A slang term in which Buttface is slurred and ends up sounding like Buffet

Person 1: (farts)
Person 2: Get out of my house you buffet!

by Slick Hu$tla January 10, 2009

Buffeting

Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat

Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"

by GangstaU June 1, 2016

Buffet Hips

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011

dick buffet

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

Buffet Slayer

An individual who consumes, nay attacks, a buffet with the vigorous and unrelenting nature of someone fighting for their very life.

Leaving the table(s) both empty as well as damaged, these people leave nothing but napkins in their wake and chill the soul of restauranters who offer 'all you can eat'.

Thomas: "Holy Spaghetti Monster, that person must be hungry! Look at her pile up her plate!"

Mr Sweden: "Oh yes, she's a true Buffet Slayer"

Thomas: *shrieks in fear*

Mr Sweden: *urinates self whilst frantically brushing crumbs from jumper*

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Bunghole Buffet

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

vegas buffet

Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.

We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!

by Ducker1228 January 12, 2009