71 91

when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.

bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

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Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

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SR-71

A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).

Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"

by Phil Rasmussen April 22, 2010

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Memo 71

A cool band with even cooler hair!

Did you see Memo 71 last night? They had the raddest hair ever!

by Usuehdidusbdjdushsjsizg November 22, 2021

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The postion in which there are 2 people doing 69 (person 1 and person 2) with person 3 underneath doing butt stuff with person 1 and person 4 on top doing butt stuff with person 2. 69 + 2 people hence 71.

Guy 1: Brooooo, I saw my step sis and 3 friends doing 71 yesterday.

Guy 2: I wish, thats on my bucketlist.

by concretelicker71 February 11, 2025

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71

One I did…
More I’d do…
Just 4u…
As fall I just may do
If you were in front of me…

Yep… totally intentionally:)

All the years…
And those arms
Still get me every time🔥❤️🔥❤️

I am becoming an expert on something new:)
Watching it …
I seem to frequently do🔥❤️🔥❤️
Beige or black…
Which one will I see!!!!

The arms always mess me up:)
I love you!!!
71
Always❤️❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams January 28, 2025

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