71 91

when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.

bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

SR-71

A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).

Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"

by Phil Rasmussen April 22, 2010

71

71 is a sex position where one person bends over and the other eats their ass

Lemme brush my teeth real quick, Ashley and I just got done doing a 71

by Micro_bulge May 15, 2024

Pat 71

Pat 71

Pat 71

by Debskelly1985 June 20, 2023

The 71

The 71 is much like doing the 69 but each person gets a finger in the back door 69+2=71

While doing the 69 position with your partner you stick your finger in there butt and they do the same hints adding 2 to 69 becomes The 71

by Fonzy71 June 23, 2022

71

The postion in which there are 2 people doing 69 (person 1 and person 2) with person 3 underneath doing butt stuff with person 1 and person 4 on top doing butt stuff with person 2. 69 + 2 people hence 71.

Guy 1: Brooooo, I saw my step sis and 3 friends doing 71 yesterday.

Guy 2: I wish, thats on my bucketlist.

by concretelicker71 February 11, 2025