Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

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teshana

A girl who can get anyone and anything she wants.

Example 1.
Girl: I want a unicorn
Mom: Ofc hunny. You’re my lil Teshana

Example 2.

Slut: I want that guy

Friend: He’s married though
Slut: *Approaches man* Hi
Married man: Yes I’ll marry you

by Baddestbitchalive #xD November 22, 2021

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techonolgy

The study of people who do not trust technology. These people (Techo: combination of tech echo) are known for following up an e-mail by phoning, ostensibly to "see if you got it," but are echoing the exact contents of the e-mail, thus rendering it redundant and annoying the shit out of you.

Jamie: Have you seen that recent report from Geek Weekly about the Techonolgy 101 class at MIT?

Sara: No, but I'd be interested in finding out why people insist on asking me if I got their e-mail. Unless there is a massive system failure, I got their e-mail. I just chose to ignore it.

by JalWilly August 28, 2009

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