Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004

telecommoding

An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.

“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”

by Clint Fu January 12, 2015

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

terleckji

some sort of hunchbacked creature with rat tails as hair, constantly wears alot of dark clothes, probably so he can hid his hideous looks in the dark streets of workington to save himself from the chave which roam the streets at night. he might often wear the same clothes for weeks on end without a wash or a change of atire

"look at that dick 'ed terleckji searching through that bin"

by that fat guy in the corner January 5, 2006

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

telecastic

The word actually isn't real

person 1: have you heard of the word telecastic?
person 2: tf no?

by koiisafish May 4, 2022

Terlet

how southern people say toilet

I'm gonna go fix the terlet.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020