Teen Girl Squad

A cartoon created by Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com. 4 girls between the ages of 13 and 19, who do various teenage activities, such as going to the mall, and being killed by a man with a large mouth. The leader of the group is Cheerleader, a rich girl who looks SO GOOD and has a boyfriend. She hangs out with So and So, What's her Face and The Ugly One. So and So is the smart one who is in love with Brett Bretterson, her friend she made up in first grade. What's her face is a depressed girl who gets all the bad luck, is only able to shop at thrift stores, and had to play bass in their band. The Ugly One is well, the ugly one. Her past accomplishments include having the teacher call her "young man" and wearing a three-piece swimsuit. There is also the man with a large mouth who appears in many of the episodes, often to somehow harm one of the four with a word that ends with "'d". Teen Girl Squad. It's SO GOOD!

Cheerleader: I'm so bummed that school is happening again this year.
Others: SO GOOD!
Cheerleader: Ya'll are so wack.
The Ugly One: Wiggidy Wack?
Cheerleader: Nope. Just regular type.

by The Lord Of Spam March 29, 2005

Teen Choice Awards

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

teenanger

The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.

Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.

by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

20 gay teen

2018 - the year of acceptance

Who will you vote for in 20 gay teen?

by JCH54 January 15, 2018

Teenage Vow

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years

Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.

by whitemedal September 6, 2009

driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

by Kronuz June 9, 2011