antique teenager

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

by Beansy June 22, 2017

teenagers

people who suffer the most ageisum. most people dislike them. others dont understand them being a teenager is the hardest part of your when confused of who you are and what you wanna do with your life. which is made worse by ageist older people who think all of them are sex obssesd, drug dealing pot heads. Which i find very harsh

two teenagers are walking
adult one- look at those good for nothing kids
adult two- lets cross the road before they tryto sell us drugs

by poiuiyuyredfth October 7, 2006

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

The secret life of the american teenager

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."

The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.

by Paulytukas November 23, 2010

Teenager

One who sleeps. All day. And yet, is always tired.

I'm 16, therefore, a teenager. But no matter how much i sleep: whether it is 4 hours or 14 hours, I will always be tired. It is the way of life.

by FWChickpea March 22, 2009

Teenagersnew

Teenagersnew is a collosal shit show, people are always fucking dying left and right, the mods groom all the 13 year olds, but some of the users are cool ig.

I was on Teenagersnew yesterday and a bitch faked her suicide.

by BiFF482 November 30, 2020