tebowing

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by BobCheese18 November 24, 2013

> Tebow

A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)

Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.

Reading pointless Urban Dictionary entries > Tebow

by Kasey6529 October 30, 2011

Tebowed

(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent.

Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.

by psychdoctor November 18, 2011

Tebowed

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

by DJFreto December 15, 2011

tebowed

To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.

I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.

by pablopicasso! January 28, 2012

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012

Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012