tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

Tehlový Syr

It's a sentence used to show a very high level of inteligence. It is mainly used by people who live in great poverty. It was created back in the 18th century in Afghanistan.

I can tell the differences between tehlový syr and tehlový syr.

by Vanteper February 7, 2021

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Telos

Telos is a greek word meaning Ultimate Potential. It is also a treatment center in utah. It is a hellish place with no weed or girls that wastes a year of your life to help you reach your "Ultimate Potential"

guy 1- Dude are you a telos Alumni?

guy-2 Yeah i hated that shit.

by steevohammertime December 26, 2011