teabag

2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!
"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"
by TimilDeeps November 02, 2003
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To smear one's balls in and around the face and mouth. The participant then concludes the process by balancing each testicle in both eye sockets.
I was caught teabagging him with confidence.
by mate20000 May 13, 2014
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teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.
Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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"Man, my teabags itch."

"I put my teabags in that passed-out chick's mouth."
by f'in goofy January 05, 2006
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teabagging

The act of plunging your scrotum into a receptive ladies mouth, in a similar way to how you make a cup of tea. It also brings a man to the boil, like a kettle.
Wing-Kin only enjoyed it when Susan was in the mood to do some teabagging. "I like that" said Wing-Kin, "hemn$sg%ske" mumbled Susan.
by domino woodstock February 10, 2012
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The act of dunking into or pressing against any object, liquid or bodypart using the male scrotum.
Shortly after teabagging an actual cup of tea, Lucas was admitted to the Cedar-Sinai Burn institute, where he offered to teabag every member of the Staff, including the janitor.
by TheContinental September 14, 2003
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Teabagging

The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.
Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)
by Paul K.S. November 24, 2009
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