Taxied

The recieving of unwanted taxis called to your house by pranksters. See also pizzad.

Man I got taxied to high heaven last night, two fucking cabs and a disabled mini bus at 2am... I reckon it was Goulding...

by raj November 21, 2004

taxed

Charged an extra amount for being a kusty

He chafed me out for so long when i finally met up with him he got taxed.

by Pinky Eaton December 30, 2003

Taxed

1)To legally steal. Used among friends to ensure items of value.

Eg: Seats, food, game controls, drinks

2)Exactly like Yoink, or Stolen, except this is fresh.

B Rad: Man this is a good biscuit
*Bettsy steals bisuit and shoves it into his mouth*
Bettsy: Taxed! (Through a mouthful of biscuit)

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

taxed

1.Overpay fo an item
2.To have something stolen by authoritive figures in order to keep your freedom (CANT KEEP ME IN THE ACJ)

Ey yo, dat cop taxed da shit outa me.
A police officer of the law took money and/or drugs without your permission.
I jus got taxed on this dub sac yo
I was overcharged for this sandwich baggy with marijuana buds in it.

by Jweazy October 1, 2005

taxed

In the world of modern musical arrangement, to have taxed another artist or band means to have used a blatant sample, ripped off melody, etc.

I just hit the record shop, these motherfuckers are getting taxed.

by Senor_Toast April 24, 2007

taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 5, 2009

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020