Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011

cutting the tarp

Improvsing with another waterproof object when you don't have a condom

I took this chic home last night. She wanted me to wrap it so I was cutting the tarp with a windbreaker instead.

by clevercrow August 22, 2011

Talahassee Tarpit

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

by foxay111 February 17, 2015

Taryn

Smart in her own way, and becomes your best friend who you can't imagine life without. The one who will tell you when your wrong, but will always be there to help you make it right.

Someone who you will fall in love with for the person they are. Also extremely sexy and adventurous. Simply put, if you are meet a Taryn in your life time you are very lucky, but if you ever get to be close to one then don't let go.

sexy hot taryn

by Geek12344 August 29, 2013

tarty

british word for slutty

That girl looks tarty

by LamiaUmbra May 16, 2005

Tarp Up

Same expression as "Wrap it before you tap it"

John: Hey bro, she looks mighty fine!
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)

by 420 Blaze It July 11, 2014

Tarps off

An invitation for one to take their shirt off. Usually between males.

"Yo, it's time for our 2v2 basketball game."

"Great, my team will go tarps off."

by LinguisticAnth217 October 1, 2012