tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

dirty tarzan

When you pleasure yourself anally with a banana, and then eat the banana

Being horny and hungry, she decided on a dirty Tarzan before going to sleep

by AwesomeR1234 April 13, 2015

Angry Tarzan

a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.

Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.

I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.

by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006

tarzanned

originally used when someone steals a mix and claims it as their own, but that is so uncommon and pathetic that it is now used whenever an idea is stolen in general.

Dude, you totally tarzanned my idea!

by no wack DJ's December 7, 2010

tarzan

Tarzan, a character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, first appeared in the 1914 novel Tarzan of the Apes, and then in twenty-three sequels. He is the son of a British Lord and Lady, marooned on the coast of Africa by mutineers. His parents died when he was an infant, and he was raised by Great Apes of a species unknown to science. Kala is his ape mother. Tarzan (White-skin) is his ape name; his English name is John Clayton, Lord Greystoke.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane." - Tarzan

by Keith Godat September 5, 2008

Tarzana

A district in the San Fernando Valley region of the City of Los Angeles.

Do ya wanna live in Tarzana?

by Lock_Out September 25, 2008

Tardian

One who lives in The Land of the Retardia.

By the power of Retardia. . . .I.AM.TARDIAN!!!!!!

by ATacoMassacre September 30, 2014