When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.
by Dbith57 June 9, 2017
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The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019
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Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.
by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020
Get the Tallahassee punch and tug mug.To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
Get the Tallahassee Gas Mask mug.A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.
Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
Get the Tallahassee Jackhammer mug.When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle
Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you
by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019
Get the Tallahassee Tussle mug.A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
by cesiophile August 28, 2014
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