indian taker

A person who steals your property but returns the stolen property to you at a later date.

The car thief stole my car but was nice enough to return it the next day. What an indian taker piece of shit.

by indian liquor store owner August 26, 2010

911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

by AK5482 April 2, 2011

Cock Taker

A cock taker is a female who repeatedly undertakes sexual intercourse with males. A cock taker will have sex with different men on a regular basis, thus gaining the reputation of a cock taker. Cock takers tend to be well known to the local community as being notoriously easy to sleep with. Other names for a cock taker are: Slag, slut, whore, slapper, skank, hoe, tart, and sket.

Note 1: Any large breaks where no cocks have been taken will suggest that the cock taker has changed her ways.

Note 2: A female is not classified as a cock taker if she has sex with the same male all day everyday, this just makes her a nympho. The female must have sexual intercourse with a number of males.

Matt: Man, that chick is such a frigging cock taker!
Joe: Old news dude, old news.

by DancingKing February 20, 2011

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

cold shower taker

a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is

have you heard about "enter name here" he's such a cold shower taker!

by the inventor of cool May 1, 2022

Old Taker

An O.G or someone who has cashed out before from yahoo

Someone who has seen Money from Fraud previously

Old Taker don sell him PS5 e talk say life is not game

by Alade July 10, 2022

Steak Taker

One who willingly accepts Tube Steak in ones anus or anal cavity. The said person in question is one of the homosexual preference. Often the more fairy of the two parties.

C'mon that guy is totally a steak taker.

by CoUnMe April 24, 2010