Twatter

The name of the social networking site 'Twitter' as said by YouTube CoD commentary guru of HazardCinema, ONLYUSEmeBLADE.

OUMB: Remember to follow me on Twatter!
All: Go fuck yourself, I get machinima shouting that up my arse every 2 seconds

OUMB: I twatted this yesterday!
All: LOL, you're a twatter!

by TanzaiChinn June 15, 2011

twatter

chatter over the online twitter social interface.

There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.

by La Tatooie March 18, 2009

twatter

A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.

I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.

by entrepredude May 23, 2010

Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008

Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

by piratemactster December 17, 2008

Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009

Twatter

The midway point between twat and shitter

Rachel needs to shave her twatter.

by AuntJemimasIronSkillet October 15, 2010