twat

an obnoxious person who you want to stab

john is such a twat

by thatoneguyyouknowhimjfk May 09, 2019

twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

by Howard Wolowitz April 09, 2012

Twat

Slang word for a vagina

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

by leahcim99 November 03, 2013

Twat

Being a twat is doing something idiotic, doesn't matter the scene.
One of those examples of being a twat is the YouTube channel Brave Wilderness;
doing something intentional - like purposely being stung by a bullet ant - for their job.

A friend is going to attempt to jump off of your roof onto your trampoline into the pool.
"You're being a twat."

by darkcreep1245 March 12, 2017

twat

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

by alsoknownaseric July 11, 2009

Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 09, 2011