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twank

Also known as lil' bitch, twankle-berry, Teats, twank-nasty, and D. Teaters. Someone who enjoys staying up late watching porn and keeping others awake, they also enjoy the occassional towel bed if made properly.
Shit son, I want to get some shut eye up in this bitch but fuckin twank won't turn off the porn.
by Scadden July 29, 2008
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Twank

A pussy. either a girls virgina or
a person. A male whom is a wimp,
A female whom is a bitch
He's such a twank.
by Total Clad January 6, 2004
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Twank

Hot new dance made by rap group 2Dope.
Did you see Kirean last night, he hit his Twank and all the bitches ran to him.
by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011
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twank

A term used to describe a completely wrong answer to a extremely simple qustion... Often used by Mrs. Nelda Newell
by fo shizzle May 6, 2003
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'twank

wanking over online porn, interne-t-wank = 'twank
''I was having a 'twank last night, watching the Abi Titmuss video when my missus walked in''
by Harry Gooper September 21, 2007
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twank

by Nympress69 September 18, 2013
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twank

A rapest who runs through a parking lot screaming... naked... with tampons in his/her ears

noun. verb. ajective
-DUDE, what a twank
-yea a total twankistador
-way to twank it up, twank.
by reelwords09 August 22, 2009
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