cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person

Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...

by Cooliosis May 21, 2018

twank

The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.

-Today I went skating, I twanked my ankle up real bad, and danked my right wrist when I ate shit.

by cooliosis April 16, 2007