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turdette

The female variant of turd, see turd
Mariah's a total turdette.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.
My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...
by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019
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turdette

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette
"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"
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turbette

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.
Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?
by Wsjaka October 7, 2007
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Turrext

A text message that it full of blatant swearing or obsene phrases.
Dude last night Johnny turrexted up a storm because I called him a douche!
by EliteAssassinZ7 January 24, 2010
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Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.
"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."
by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014
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texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes
jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!
by juliandorothy January 16, 2012
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