Trumpcase

Any nutcase who still supports Donald Trump even after all the remarks he has made.

If you are a Republican in 2017, most likely you are a total Trumpcase!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

trumpiest

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.

Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Trumpesty

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.

The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.

by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020

Trumpcated

A presidency cut short.

Donald Trump's term was trumpcated when he and his administration were caught colluding with the Russians while on the campaign trail and beyond.

by I am Bossy March 9, 2017

Trumpeteer

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009