Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

TOFTB

Took one for the boys.

TOFTB is the same as TOFTT (take/took one for the team).

by blankless August 26, 2009

tftd

when your penis has a rug burn from your pubes and your mooms pubes cause your moms vagina was dusty

gabe campbell and nick

oh shit my penis got a tftd from ur moms dusty vagina.

by soupkid December 3, 2007

Toft

To old for Twitter

'Dad, stop posting on Twitter! #toft'

by Pinkpoodles77 November 10, 2015

Toftiggen

A sport in which a player tries to kick a ball into a pond,aimed at buckets containing items of clothing placed on the waters edge, thus soaking the opponents clothing.

"Fancy a quick game of Toftiggen>"
"No, my clothes are still drying out"

by The Showman2008 August 9, 2008

tyftd

Thank You For This Day.

Beautiful weather at the beach, TYFTD

by UMCRevMom June 4, 2017

Toftgaard

People with the last name Toftgaard are some of the world's largest living legends

In the last name Toftgaard there is much wisdom and pride.

People with the last name Toftgaard are almost the best for everything the person does.

WOW! that guys lastname is so much Toftgaard because he is so awesome!

by Toftgaard January 24, 2019