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The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom
Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!
by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015
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shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
by Chesswave September 10, 2007
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The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.
by ballersupreme January 13, 2008
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The Messiah

When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?

You look like you're the Messiah.
by TheDJC February 27, 2020
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the messages

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?
by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022
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The Messy Meteor

When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.
by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019
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The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019
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